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i got a message from the USA

Postby garmor » Fri Jan 23, 2009 2:18 pm

Dear World,

The United States of America, your quality supplier of ideals of liberty
and democracy, would like to apologize for its 2001 to 2008 service
outage. The technical fault that led to this eight year service
interruption has been located, and the software responsible was replaced
Tuesday night, November 4th. Early tests of the newly-installed program
indicate that we are now operating correctly, and we expect to be fully
functional on January 21.

We apologize for any inconvenience caused by the outage.  We look forward
to resuming full service, and hopefully even to improve it in years to
come. Thank you for your patience and understanding.


With Our Deepest Apologies,


The USA
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Re: i got a message from the USA

Postby kaelari » Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:29 pm

lol
"The problem with elves is they aint got no meat on their bones. What you need is a good 450 pound dwarven woman. One with a nice thick beard you can really grab onto and swing from."
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Re: i got a message from the USA

Postby Streamline » Sat Jan 24, 2009 12:14 pm

That gave me a good laugh
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Re: i got a message from the USA

Postby nomoney » Sat Jan 24, 2009 5:00 pm

I laughed also...mostly at the thought that people, here and abroad really believe in Obama so much. I am full of promise, and hope, but I will keep my self in check and will wait and see. I want him to succeed, because if he does, so will I, but I am not that optimistic.
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Re: i got a message from the USA

Postby ghost » Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:48 am

The things Bush and Co., did to harm all of us globally are just a bit much. The only one that can repair all of the damage would have to use magic. I would think O is not magical but he is educated. If you don't agree with him you know what you agree and don't agree with because he can and will talk. He has invited friends and enemies to band together to repair and advance as quickly as possible. And he inspires people all over the world to give a little more effort to give the next generation a leg up. I guess that could be the downfall of us all.
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He has admitted to "screwing up" on an appointment. I guess that would give good reason to stand back and wait for him to fail at everything.

garmor very good post. :)
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